Having freelanced for around a decade now, I've shared a lot of stories with others whose roles also involve an element of homeworking.
There's a unique quality that you need to become a successful homeworker. No-one really warns you about it though. It's nothing to do with organisational skills or self-discipline, however handy these may be.
It's the art of ad-libbing, thinking on your feet and trotting out smooth explanations without a trace of hesitation. Ones that make it sound as though you're operating from a purpose-built glass-walled office when the reality of your working environment is something entirely different...
Here are just a few examples. (They're not all mine. Promise.)
Sorry I missed your call. I had to step away from my desk for a minute.
Translation: I nipped downstairs to shove the third load of washing into the machine.
I'm away from my desk today with limited access to email.
Translation: I rashly volunteered to help out in my child's class today. I will be furtively checking emails during break time.
I have someone with me right now. Can I call you back?
Translation: My bewildered-looking partner has just entered the room clutching a shopping list and in desperate need of further instruction.
Please excuse me. I'm just about to pop out to a meeting.
Translation: The meeting is with my own offspring who are about to exit the school in three minutes.
I am on annual leave this week.
Translation: I have decided to swap the stress of dealing with you for the stress of dealing with my children full-time for the next seven days.
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Once you've got this little lot down pat, you really can't go wrong. After all, the ability to think on one's feet is surely attractive to potential clients?
Addendum: If any of the fabulous people I work for ever actually read this, please know that I love doing what I do for you. Despite the lack of glass-walled office.
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Addendum: If any of the fabulous people I work for ever actually read this, please know that I love doing what I do for you. Despite the lack of glass-walled office.
Heehee. All good excuses.xxx
ReplyDeleteI wish I can get a freelance job! Its my dream!
ReplyDeleteThis is such a fun read! #pocolo
Thanks pixiedusk! You need to make your freelance dream happen - then we can exchange excuses ;-)
DeleteOh my goodness! YES to all of these! So true. Thank you for linking to #PoCoLo x
ReplyDeleteGlad others can empathise Victoria! Thanks, as ever, for hosting :-) x
DeleteHa ha this made me giggle. So true. #pocolo
ReplyDeleteGreat that we can have a collective laugh about these things :-) Thanks for commenting.
DeleteVery good - I really like this post Mrs Average :-)
ReplyDeleteThanks Cathy. So glad you enjoyed it :-)
Deletehehehe! Love it x
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by and commenting Kim. Glad you enjoyed :-)
DeleteI would absolutely love to be a home worker. If I ever become one I will keep these excuses in my head to be used haha x
ReplyDeleteHomeworking rocks (once you get the hang of thinking on your feet that is!). Thanks for stopping by and commenting :-)
DeleteLOL ... the annual leave one is my favourite. :-)
ReplyDeleteThanks for dropping by my blog from #PocoLo yesterday :-)
So glad you liked it. #PoCoLo is a great link up, isn't it?
DeleteLucas says - Ooohh naughty! But I do like the idea of making excuses. I wonder what mine could be for not doing all my Maths at school........... #pocolo
ReplyDeleteI'm ashamed to admit that there are plenty of things I don't have excuses for either ;-) Thanks very much for taking the time to visit and comment.
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